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Sacred Cow Shipyards
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Here we take a serious, quasi-historical, (mostly) sober look at some of the most famous ships, vessels, installations, and other such things from science fiction and science-fiction-adjacent content. There will definitely be colorful language on account of me being a dockmaster. I will definitely say mean things about your favorite ship. You will /definitely/ end up offended.
Get over it already.
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Get over it already.
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The Autonomous Self-Supportive Heuristic Organic Life Emulator is back!
Well.
Didn't see that coming.
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Didn't see that coming.
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Electronic Warfare has very little to do with the electric slide. But not nothing.
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I mean what I said in the video. There will be no politics in the comments. First-time offenders will simply have their comments deleted. Repeat offenders will be shown the airlock, by the minions, forcefully. Notifications are not likely to be provided. We absolutely adore the Pirates of the Caribbean movie series that Disney produced. We absolutely despise actual pirates, and have no toleranc...
Dragons Love Tacos 2, the Sequel, by Adam Rubin
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Can you blame your "AI" for not knowing what a Skyranger is?
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Thankfully, some forms of communication require no universal translator
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"So did you want to go to Desert Desert, or Desert Desert?" And therein lies the problem with "universal translators" - if we translated even your languages on your planet programmatically, all kinds of bad things would happen. And, as always, Sisko Captain Best Captain. Public Discord access is now available: discord.gg/43G46gHEGf Join this channel to get access to perks, including a better Di...
If you need casualty power, biscuits are the answer
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If you need casualty power, biscuits are the answer
Dragons Love Tacos, by Adam Rubin and illustrated by Daniel Salmieri
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Dragons Love Tacos, by Adam Rubin and illustrated by Daniel Salmieri
When asked what gas their PPCs used, Mechwarriors said "Argo-n"
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When asked what gas their PPCs used, Mechwarriors said "Argo-n"
If you're going to make Games, Workshop your ideas a little better
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If you're going to make Games, Workshop your ideas a little better
I guarantee you won't Fallout of this APC
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I guarantee you won't Fallout of this APC
On the Corner of Chocolate Avenue, by Tziporah Cohen
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On the Corner of Chocolate Avenue, by Tziporah Cohen
This thing would make even Godzilla HEAV
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This thing would make even Godzilla HEAV
The Automatic Bus Transfer switch episode that everyone asked for
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The Automatic Bus Transfer switch episode that everyone asked for
The Dune Thopter, or how to make your flight crew go deaf in less time than it took to read this
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The Dune Thopter, or how to make your flight crew go deaf in less time than it took to read this
The Gods of Copybook Headings, by Rudyard Kipling
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The Gods of Copybook Headings, by Rudyard Kipling
For All Mankind successfully broke suspension of disbelief with the N-1 rocket ever working
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For All Mankind successfully broke suspension of disbelief with the N-1 rocket ever working
What is a Cruise Missile Trooper and why did anyone think it would work?
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What is a Cruise Missile Trooper and why did anyone think it would work?
It's so EEZ to understand your territorial waters, even I could do it
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It's so EEZ to understand your territorial waters, even I could do it
In space, no one can hear your big bada boom
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In space, no one can hear your big bada boom
A story about a slow night at an Air Force base
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A story about a slow night at an Air Force base
Yes, I am feeling uncharacteristically charitable. Just say "thank you".
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Yes, I am feeling uncharacteristically charitable. Just say "thank you".
We have no (ship) class here, so why are we comparing them?
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We have no (ship) class here, so why are we comparing them?
Santa Bruce, as written by Ryan T. Higgins
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Santa Bruce, as written by Ryan T. Higgins
Sacred Cow Shipyards would like to introduce you to... ᴛʜᴇ ʙɪʟɢᴇ
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Sacred Cow Shipyards would like to introduce you to... ᴛʜᴇ ʙɪʟɢᴇ
Surface Warfare Officers, and a few hypotheses about collisions
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Surface Warfare Officers, and a few hypotheses about collisions
I didn't realize this was your first video. Wish you'd said "My personality circuits were downloaded from a squishy who was in the surface navy of one of your political entities....' That would explain the massive, wonderful sarcasm I detect when hearing about ship design as well as the contempt for "squishies" I contstntly hear about. :) Great work, am enjoying it! And what if my starship is already less than 1m cubed? ;-D
you should try the game Halcyon 6 or how I call it the deep space 9 or Babylon 5 simulator
But are there no problems with a vehicle on two legs? The AT-ST seems very top heavy to me. It must be a marvel of engineering to have something like this walk through mildly uneven terrain and not fall over. Is it just me?
Oh we are on record as saying walking combat vehicles are dumb. But gyroscopic stabilization isn't that hard.
The problem was that the power cells SCS swapped the dead ones for were broken (The game outright said so right next to the "hit points" counter). So I guess that meant that they couldn't discharge.
No idea how that happened, aside from when we lost gravity, and I have no idea how /that/ happened, so...
@@SacredCowShipyards Yeah seemed like everything in the game was exceedingly fragile. So i'm guessing that when the gravity generator lost power and shut down (from what I remember seeing from chat, the access to it was under the stairs that were behind the driver's seat), everything not strapped down started floating around and breaking itself?
@@GabbieTheFox That'd be my guess.
@@SacredCowShipyards Not going to lie. I was not expecting our ASI(?) overlord at SCS to notice let alone dedicate processor cycles to respond to my comments. If you see this one, this anthropomorphic fox squishy wishes you a pleasant day. Although I'm not sure if I'd be able to pay the shipyard a visit anytime soon... After all, my homeworld is about 25,000 light years away from Earth.
We see all. We know all Ish.
No armour is impenetrable. And has been mentioned somewhere before, even if the projectile you shoot at the Death Angles dosent penetrate, it should do serious damage to their insides by kinetic energy transfer. One other point, they can bleed, meaning they can be killed with the right tools 😊
I mean, they survive reentry without a ship, chute, or retros, so their internals must be something else.
👍
Good stuff. Hope I can help more in the future.
Right on, mange!
Congrats, Dockmaster!
oorah
Congratulations!
Dock Master, is the Star Wars (Rogue One) Imperial Zeta shuttle a good, or at least decent, 'space van' with it's under slung, interchangeable cargo pod? (Cargo and 40 passenger versions, at minimum)
It's the least offensive Abecedarian shuttle, if only because of its constrained wings.
Gratz
the box could land on a convener belt
It was the same with budgets in the Royal Air Force. Stations and Departments were issued a budget for each financial year. If it wasn't spent it would be taken back and less would be issued the following year
Yay! It's finally over. Too bad, I didn't make it to see your gameplay, but damn, this YT glitch is kinda funny. -Also, -_-first-_
Some minion forgot to push a button.
The stygma vs cyborgs was explained in the early Marvel Comics.
Yes, someone who understands the problem with universal translators and this planet's name!
To Utah!!!!
Honestly, you shouldnt care. Because by all reasonable and actual measures. The t-14 doesnt fucking exist. There is like 3 known prototype models with an estimated total of 5.
There's a lot more of the hyperdrives than that.
Dammit. Dockmaster, i must protest this most strenuously. As a native of the mudball in question, your dispatch of a.s.s.h.o.l.e 42 is just worsening a bad situation. Either due to coincidence, or dark design, this planet is already suffering from a glut of a.s.s.h.o.l.e units. The situation had gotten to the point that most of us locals cant go a single day without encountering an a.s.s.h.o.l.e. Granted, yours seems much better programmed and polite than most, but at this point, we are simply groaning under the collective weight of all the random a.s.s.h.o.l.e.s around us. We know you have considerable influence and occasional menace with the other species of the galaxy, and would appreciate your lobbying to encourage them to come and take their a.s.s.h.o.l.e.s back home at their earliest convenience, so that we might continue to evolve in peace. Thank you for your intervention, Random meatbag.
WHATCHA GONNA DO BRUTHA WHEN DEAD INTERNET RUNS WILD ON YOU??!!!!!!!
I mean, I know it's popular to hate on the movie for "Not being culturally relevant" (IE: Can't get karma from memes from. Let's just ignore the fact it revolutionized CG tech and made most movies of the past decade possible without spending billions), but the ISV's are definitely not a problem in the movie. ISV type ships have actually been super popular design concepts since at least the 80's or 90's, even getting NASA approval. The most popular "ISV-Type" design before Avatar were from the likes of Charles Pellegrino, Jim Powell, John Barnes in collaboration with Buzz mf Aldrin. He actually hired tons of consultants from multiple space agencies and other engineers to make something work.
You sound like Rush Limbaugh. Great content.
And I just hear Spaceballs in my head "I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes! Keep firing Assholes!"
Well this proves SCS is a CIA plant. Aliens are real and visited us. 😜
If you reconnect with A.S.S.H.O.L.E 42 let him know there's a place called Crown Burger (or its inferior clones Astro, Apollo or Olympic exclusively in that order) to try. Also I'll keep an eye out for any suspicious heads showing up in prisoner's property in the area, granted that sort of thing does generate a lot of attention around here.
I like 42. he seems to be a good guy. LOL!
Now I know of two people who are going to be an hour and a half’s drive away from my home. Why am I not going to FanX?!?
Dockmaster, I believe unity #42 might have a few issues with its programming. You might need to send a technician to do some debugging.
I know how you feel. I was placed on planet Dirt, sorry Earth about 49 Earth years ago in a mind controlled homunculus that resembles the dominant species well enough to pass as one of them. My real body is currently in conscious stasis aboard my companion Veset. Veset was born 956 Halor ago on my home world Ketnotan (1 Halor is one Ketnotan year). Veset is the offspring of a genetically created species my ancestors created to be perfect vessels that can adapt to the rigours of interstellar travel who has by her deeds earned a crew member, me. Since I arrived on Dirt, sorry Earth I've been assessing their species and defending them from outside interference to ensure they evolve naturally. My species worship evolution as a goddess and instinct as a god (Ray is the embodiment of evolution and Shado is instinct). Veset and I are orbiting the Sol systems star in the Oort cloud from where I control the homunculus. I understand your confusion because the humies are indeed a strange species who still fight each other because their politicians say they should and sometimes because their politicians just annoy them. Their customs are strange but you'll soon get used to them. To be fair most humies are actually quite friendly as long you can convince them you mean no harm. Don't worry Veset and I can come and pick you up if you're scared and want to return to Galactic Civilization. Just let me know. All the best Sacred Cow. I'd suggest you just try and blend in for now until you're sure you want to leave Dirt behind. We can fold space to a location of your choice when you're ready to leave.😊
We all knew you were surrounded by assholes.
The Kryten unit needs a new head attachment!
I gotta wonder how HOT that suit got for the person wearing it who posed for those photos. I'm not one for warm temperatures, and I'm watching this on a day where it's 90 in the sunshine and I'm not in AC... and I"m NOT wearing anything like that.
The current average highs here in Texas are in the low hundreds. I don't even want to think about how high they are in Nevada right now!
@@randlebrowne2048Well, we at least don't have to deal with the humidity here in Northern Nevada. Humidity makes it feel so much worse to me. I will deal with it though when I go to Houston on Wednesday. Luckily will be in a nice ACed convention center all weekend long.
Native floridian living in Tennessee. It's coming for us all. Feels like today was 101-2, and that's not the worst we've had by far. I've started calling TN Florida north...
@@blackc1479 For the next two days, near Abilene, Texas, the high is forecasted to be 107...
@randlebrowne2048 whatever gods help you folks. I feel that pain. Pretty much every year is worse these days.
HILARIOUS!!!
Nice backronym! :D Great dialogue, too. :)
A.S.S.H.O.L.E. #42... so is this the meaning of AI life?
Reminds me of when I listened to Icp: Your mission was to land on the dirtball and explore it thoroughly. You were to monitor the activities of a common life on the dirtball, And study peoples life styles. Their general habits of living in their strange society.
"Mom, I want Opus No. 1 for the hold music" "We have Opus No. 1 at the shipyard, sweetie" *Opus No. 1 at the shipyard.*
Certainly better than GLaDOS just going, "do be, do be dooooi."
Trust me... a LOT of A.S.S.H.O.L.E.s arrived here on earth and are not only thriving, but appear to be multiplying almost exponentially. Please retrieve as many as possible as we are currently up to our necks in A.S.S.H.O.L.E.s! They have infiltrated most every walk of life, but are found more often than not posting videos of themselves screaming at other seemingly identical units. I believe there are also untold numbers working in agriculture as many are spewing excessive quantities of high grade Bovine Fertilizer but they seem unable to actually get it to the fields, thus it is not actually helping our agriculture in the end and as a result they are just stinking up the place. On a serious note... it appears you are set for a good vacation... would love to attend, but not in the cards.
I smell an abduction & probing trap...that's what aliens do.
Rumors of an alien headless a.s.s.h.o.l.e. with its own head up its butt being sighted near classified areas in the triangle of Pahrump x fallon x S.L.C. are confirmed to be rumors any sightings of exhippie dressed as rumored alien shall be given directions to burning man festival 😎
It's all fun and games until somebody loses a head. Those things are expensive and you *will* be written up for that kind of thing.
And by "written up" we mean "compressed into a cube".
You sent a boot ensign to do a job of a Sr. Chief
what do you expect? sending a sr. chief to do the job of a commander?? oh wait.....
Good help is hard to find.
The only thing I dont recall is why it was such an issue in the first place, they thought it'd be a one way mission because they didn't know if they could dial back, but I can't for the life of me remember what the excuse was for why they couldn't just Keep Dialing IN, and just keep giving them more and more personelle and supplies. Yes I recall there being an issue regarding drift calculations and I vaguely recall them needing a zero point module but I don't remember the thing exploding or anything, SGC to my knowledge just utterly stopped trying after sending people through for no reason I can recall.
Power. The ZPM was necessary to dial out of the galaxy, and it was a one-shot deal.
In that area of Dirt, there are many adjacent locations where a lot of extra-extraterrestrial probing can be had for the right amount of credits. The helmet and gloves wouldn't be a factor if the credits are right.
Depending where you go, might get you a discount.
Lol. Reminds me of Fire Monkey Forge.
We, the people of the Dirt, welcome our new cybernetic overlords. The Assholes we've voted ourselves seem to vary between bad and terrible, so hopefully y'all can clean up this mess. Which apparently is something we have an actual hall for? Nevermind. If your probe has lost its head then we have a little room for that too. Please knock before entering. Signing off!
Well then. I need to figure out how to make it to SLC.
Fun way to tell people about your upcoming vacation/convention... {:-)